"As I stand here with this overwhelmingly horrible life, I ponder the ironic fact that it harbours so many wonderful friends and inspiring relatives"
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
(Source: inthelifeofa)
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
Racial equality
holy shit foodnun is fat as fuck
You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?
I’m screaming “THAT’S THE POINT THAT’S LITERALLY THE POINT YOU JUST MADE THE EXACT POINT” at my computer screen right now.
(Source: wonderful-manna)
Miguel crotch slams during his BMA performance.
I FUCKIN KNEW THIS GIRL GOT SMASHED
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GODDAMN FUCKING NGIF I START LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ITS ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING THINGSI VE EVER SEEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES JUST ABOUT TO SPIN AROUND AND THEN SUDDENLY SHEJ UST FUCKING FLIES OFF IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE LIEK WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE DO THAT WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT I WOULD BE TERRIFIED THATS NO T HOW FLYING WORKS WHOEVER MADE THIS GIF WAS A FUCKING GENIUS AND I HOPE THEY WIN A NOBEL PRIZE
ICANT FUCKING BREATHE
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS I STARTED SNORTING AND MY DAD RAN INTO THE ROOM BUT SLIPPED ON A RUG AND HIT HIS HEAD ON MY DRESSER AND I C A N N O T
THIS IS GOING IN THE HALL OF SHAME
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
(Source: heroinchic)
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude
or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
me at your funeral
gay waterbending
I will never not reblog this
